Mean

"What should I title this post?" CC

"I don't know. How about 'how I'm mean to my mother.'" Scooms

Way back when...

"Those were my favorite cookies when I was a kid. We would go down to the bakery just to buy a couple of these cookies." Scooms

"Well that was a good story Old Timer." CC

Preferences

"Here CC.  Do you need some butter for your roll?"  Moses

"No, I don't put butter on my bread."  CC

"Freak."  Moses

Dreaming

"CC, I had another dream about you last night except this time you weren't an ax murderer." EB

"Okay, I don't like that you keep having dreams about me. I do not want to be the woman of your dreams." CC

Kidnapping

"See, the phone number for Empire Today is helpful because if I ever get kidnapped, I can call them and get rescued."  Moses

"Hold on.  If you get kidnapped, that's the number you would call?  There might be a better number.  Ever heard of 9-1-1?"  CC

Precautions

"Okay, so I need some information from all of you if you are going to Washington, D.C. with me in February.  Apparently the White House believes that there may be terrorists amongst us.  EB, what's your middle name?"  CC

"Muhammad."  EB

A Job Well Done

"Woah, the sun is bright right there."  KA

"And God rests happy in the knowledge that His sun his bright."  CC

Thinking

"CC, where is Guatemala City?  In Guatemala?"  KK

"Deductive reasoning at it's finest, KK.  Well done."  CC

Milk Duds

"I sure hope we don't have to wear a dress to this Christmas Party because none of my dresses fit."  Humble

"Ahh..."  Moses

"....Milk Dud?"  CC

Anthropologie, Juicy Courture, and Other Mysteries

"I also got this Juicy Couture necklace.  Do you know what that is?"  Moses

"Yes dear - I wasn't born under a rock."  CC

One week later...

"Then I got a jacket from Anthropologie...do you know what that is?"  Moses

"Moses, how old do you think I am?"  CC

"You sound like Ashton Kutcher"

"You sound like Ashton Kutcher."  CD

"I sound like a man...great.  I think that's every woman's dream to be likened to a man.  Help a sister out...or a brother - depending on which voice I'm using."  CC

Marching

"Listen Beans, I'm about to have a historical moment.  I know you'll think I'm weird but bear with me on this.  We are driving to Williamsburg and it's going to take us about 12 hours.  Just think that during the Revolution and the Civil War, soldiers had to march that entire way."  CC

"Hmm...I know.  I don't think I could do it.  I would be like, 'Can I borrow your horse?'"  Beans

I'm not sure

"Joico just came out with a new product that is alot like the Kios product.  In fact, I think it's from the same manufacturer.  I'm sure you've heard of it."  Hairstylist

"Mmm."  CC

"But maybe you haven't.  I don't know.  What kind of product do you use?"  Hairstylist

"Well.  Um.  To be honest, I have no idea what you are talking about so I'm not sure."  CC

"Good Side"

"CC, I am writing a book about our class.  It's already five pages.  Wanna hear it?"  Duffy 

"Wow...well, I'm not sure if we have time for that Duffy."  CC

"Okay, well what about just the part about you?"  Duffy

"Oh boy.  Okay."  CC

"Okay, here is goes:  CC is my 3rd period history teacher of 2010-2011.  She is honestly one of the funniest ladies I know.  Although she has strict rules and encourages her students to follow them so they can stay out of trouble, she also has a wacky side to her.  If you follow her rules (don't talk when she talks, be respectful to other, dress code, etc.) then you will be on her "good side" and you can see more of that wacky side.  Lucky for me, I am on CC's "good side".  If you ever get to experience her wacky side,  you will know exactly what I'm talking about when I tell you:  she is sooo funny and sooo crazy (in a good way).  But since most of the people reading this don't even know CC, I will try my best to explain her funniness to you.  First off, she tells her students some of the most hilarious stories you will ever hear.  And the best part is that these stories have actually happened in her life!  Also, she can be very sarcastic to her to students, but it is a good kind of sarcastic.  I can go on and on about this woman's personality, but that would just take up the rest of the chapter."  Duffy

Science

"I don't believe in science..." RS

"You should.  Gravity's the real thing, my friend."  CC

The Truman Doctrine

"So the Truman Doctrine..."  CC

"Ughhh."  MM

"I know, I'm pretty beat up about it as well."  CC

I need help

"CC, I need help."  CS

"I know dear, but I can't give you the kind of help you need."  CC

Stalker

"I stalk you on Facebook."  Oatie

Eli Whitney

"Another thing that was brought to us by Eli Whitney was the creation of interchangeable farts....nope, that's not right."  CC

We all have different gifts

"You see, my head is so big because I have alot of brains in there."  Sketch

"Yeah, that I do not have.  I'm not so much with the smarts."  CC

"Well that's okay CC.  We all have different gifts.  You can be heard from a mile away."  AT

Something's Different

"Hi CC.  We know you don't teach our daughter anymore, but we wanted to come over and say hi."  MM

"Well hi.  It's good to see you guys."  CC

"What's different?  Something is different.  You look pretty today."  MM

"Jefferson Lives."

"So Adams and Jefferson died on the same day on July 4th, 1826.  Interestingly, Adams' last words were, 'Jefferson lives'.  Little did he know that Jefferson would be dead a few hours later."  CC

"That's sort of creeper-ish if you ask me."  SS

"What were Jefferson's last words?"  TD

"Um...well?  Uhhhh ppssshhhh uuuggghhh.  Something like that."  CC

We should start a blog...

"We should start a blog.  We could write it together."  CC

"Wait, is this going to be like the Lost thing where you have the idea and I do all the work?"  Caboose