Elderly Dookie

"Old people are so concerned about their bowel movements.  It's like, the second they get the trots they think that they are going to die or something."  Scooms

Religion Faux Pas

"Hello everyone, my name is Mo.  Does anyone know what Mo is short for?"  Mo

"Moses?"  Scooms

"Um....no."  Mo

"Mohammad?"  RM

"That's it!  It's short for Mohammad."  Mo

"Oops, wrong religion."  Scooms

Wedding Etiquette

"People are so friggin' cheap.  It's like, 'hey, come to my wedding.  Buy me expensive gifts and I'll feed you fritos and salsa.'"  Scooms