Kidnapping

"See, the phone number for Empire Today is helpful because if I ever get kidnapped, I can call them and get rescued."  Moses

"Hold on.  If you get kidnapped, that's the number you would call?  There might be a better number.  Ever heard of 9-1-1?"  CC

Precautions

"Okay, so I need some information from all of you if you are going to Washington, D.C. with me in February.  Apparently the White House believes that there may be terrorists amongst us.  EB, what's your middle name?"  CC

"Muhammad."  EB

A Job Well Done

"Woah, the sun is bright right there."  KA

"And God rests happy in the knowledge that His sun his bright."  CC

Thinking

"CC, where is Guatemala City?  In Guatemala?"  KK

"Deductive reasoning at it's finest, KK.  Well done."  CC

Milk Duds

"I sure hope we don't have to wear a dress to this Christmas Party because none of my dresses fit."  Humble

"Ahh..."  Moses

"....Milk Dud?"  CC

Anthropologie, Juicy Courture, and Other Mysteries

"I also got this Juicy Couture necklace.  Do you know what that is?"  Moses

"Yes dear - I wasn't born under a rock."  CC

One week later...

"Then I got a jacket from Anthropologie...do you know what that is?"  Moses

"Moses, how old do you think I am?"  CC

"You sound like Ashton Kutcher"

"You sound like Ashton Kutcher."  CD

"I sound like a man...great.  I think that's every woman's dream to be likened to a man.  Help a sister out...or a brother - depending on which voice I'm using."  CC