Geriatric Outing

"I'm pretty sure we were the only two people in that theater under the age of 60."  Caboose

"Yeah, that seems about right."  CC

"I mean seriously, there is probably a shuttle that brings them from the nearby nursing home."  Caboose

Taylor Swift

"I really hope we don't see any students at this concert."  CC

"Well if we do, I'll simply look at them and say, 'nice boots sweetie, where's your straw hat?'"  Beans

Wounding Words

"Let me ask you a question:  Why do fat girls wear shirts that say 'squeeze me' on them?  I mean seriously, what is that about?  It's like adding salt to the wound!"  Scooms

Hoagies, Grinders, and Dogs

"Do you realize that your new dog is literally the size of a footlong sub?"  CC

Fecal Matter

"I can tell you lots of interesting things about poop."  Beetle

New Experiences

"I've never used hand dryers like that before.  I felt like my hands were in a car wash."  DR

Sweepstakes

"Here's a question:  Do people actually get into the story lines of these M&M characters?  I mean, seriously?  Do people actually get online and vote for which color they like best?"  Dee

"I guess they must, cause they keep doing this."  CC

"Whatever happened to 'melts in your mouth, not in your hand'?"  Dee