Mean

"What should I title this post?" CC

"I don't know. How about 'how I'm mean to my mother.'" Scooms

Way back when...

"Those were my favorite cookies when I was a kid. We would go down to the bakery just to buy a couple of these cookies." Scooms

"Well that was a good story Old Timer." CC

Preferences

"Here CC.  Do you need some butter for your roll?"  Moses

"No, I don't put butter on my bread."  CC

"Freak."  Moses

Dreaming

"CC, I had another dream about you last night except this time you weren't an ax murderer." EB

"Okay, I don't like that you keep having dreams about me. I do not want to be the woman of your dreams." CC

Kidnapping

"See, the phone number for Empire Today is helpful because if I ever get kidnapped, I can call them and get rescued."  Moses

"Hold on.  If you get kidnapped, that's the number you would call?  There might be a better number.  Ever heard of 9-1-1?"  CC

Precautions

"Okay, so I need some information from all of you if you are going to Washington, D.C. with me in February.  Apparently the White House believes that there may be terrorists amongst us.  EB, what's your middle name?"  CC

"Muhammad."  EB

A Job Well Done

"Woah, the sun is bright right there."  KA

"And God rests happy in the knowledge that His sun his bright."  CC